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Does This Look Like the Face of A Man Arrested For Having Sex With a Miniature Donkey…. Again?

January 22, 2013

Carlos Romero

HuffPost A Florida man convicted of engaging in sexual activity with a miniature donkey has landed himself in hot water again. Carlos Romero, 32, was out on probation Thursday when he was arrested for allegedly stealing 16 train batteries valued at $10,880 from the Florida Northern Railroad, according to

His plea deal also required him to give up his donkey, undergo psychosexual evaluation, avoid any contact with children at a school or playground, and avoid unsupervised contact with animals.

Romero and his attorneys had initially rejected the plea deal, arguing that Florida’s anti-bestiality law was in violation of the U.S. Constitution.

He also waxed poetic about his preference for animals over humans, explaining that critters “do not seek other pleasures” and their feelings are “100 percent honest,” as opposed to “promiscuous” humans, who “stab you in the back, give you diseases [and] lie to you.”

This wackadoo story is only capped off by the creepiness of this guys face in the mug shot. Look at that donkey fuckin’ grin! Man’s just stealin  train batteries and makin his way in the world with his jackass. Then the gov’ment come and takes his critters away. Not sure what part of the constitution guarantees the ability to fuck donkeys though. That’s what Mexico is for and you have to pay top peso to see that shit down there… I’ve heard.

PS. I find it odd that they don’t mention the sex of the donkey. This guy’s crazy enough that I’m startin to wonder if he was top or bottom. HEE-HAW!


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