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Does This Look Like the Face of a Man Who Started Shitting & Masturbating During a Naked “Burglary”?

January 23, 2013

Gregory Matthew Bruni accused of burglary (Facebook)

News-Press A Venice man is facing several charges after allegedly going on a naked rampage inside a couple’s home in North Fort Myers Monday. Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer.

The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof. They went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report. They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down.

The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it. The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor.

The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni but missed and hit a wall. Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims’ son’s bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report.

The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni. Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking but not making sense.

Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out.They said he tried to flee several times and had to be Tased as he was taken into custody. Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.

He was transported to Lee Memorial Hospital for observation. Doctors advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were conducting further tests, according to the report.

If this whole story doesn’t scream bath salts, than I don’t know what does. This is just total fucking insanity. No rhyme or reason to any of the stuff this guy is doing.

Given the fact that this guy is just a complete psychopath, how do you not shoot him? Mom had the right idea popping off 3 shots off with the .38 but (surprise!) she misses. At which point this guy starts whackin’ it in front of the whole family. Pops has a shotgun and doesn’t manage to beat the shit out of him or put some buckshot in his ass to get him down?

When he went from masturbating to rubbing himself all over your kid’s clothes did you think it was maybe time to take care of this guy? He was getting the kid’s scent like a fucking bloodhound.

99/100 houses that have guns in them, this guy is a dead man. That is one lucky/crazy SOB.

PS. I like to think that if the husband had known he had shit all over the house that would’ve been the last straw. Just too fuckin much for one man to handle.

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