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Te’o Was Talking To A Dude the Whole TIme

January 24, 2013

ESPNThe woman whose picture was used to create Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend has been identified, but the voice of the woman who had hours of late night phone calls with the Notre Dame star has remained silent. Turns out that’s because it reportedly was a man.

The lawyer for the man who has been identified as behind the hoax, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, told the New York Daily News that his client disguised his voice and assumed the identity of Lennay Kekua to try to develop a relationship with Te’o…

The records show that in that four-month span — when Te’o has said he believed Kekua to be in a Los Angeles hospital recovering from an accident and being treated for cancer — Te’o made and received more than 1,000 calls totaling more than 500 hours in length from the same number in the 661 area code.

I almost started to feel bad for Te’o. Then I remembered I just don’t have patience for stupidity unless some sweet tits and ass are involved. There is 0% vagina involved in this whole fucking debacle.

YOU SPENT 500 HOURS TALKING TO A DUDE. I don’t know if that equals the amount of time I’ve ever talked to any one person. For some quick and dirty math that’s 3 weeks of talking to your fake girlfriend.

I wonder what they have in common? Maybe the fact that they both wanted each other’s dick in their mouth but only one of them knew it for sure. If your gay just be gay and own it but I fucking hate “confused” people.

This isn’t some rube who got off the bus in NYC and got tricked into playing three card monty. Or some naïve carpetbagger at Hartsfield-Jackson who bought the “preacher with a broken down car” panhandling story. This is a grown ass man who talked on the phone for 500 hours with another grown ass man thinking it was his girlfriend.

Come on Te’o. Let’s get this shit out of the way now. Go ahead and schedule an interview with Anderson Cooper and we’ll knock this shit out before draft day.



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