Two Uptons in ATL!
I’m pretty excited about this. Finally a dynamic, powerhouse outfield. For years the Bravos have been throwing out two good outfielders and some mediocre guy who basically adds nothing to the lineup. The Upton bros should bring good chemistry, big bats, and it’s a nifty little PR move towards a fan base that can be wishy-washy at best. IF ONLY we could have the 3rd Upton, the one that really matters. Unfortunately the busty babe is a goddamn Yankees fan. Man, I almost lost it when I found out her and Erin Andrews were on the AL softball team during the home run derby last year. Here’s to remembering: