Married Men Who Do Household Chores Bang Less
Mirror — Model husbands who cook, clean and generally help around the house may be missing out in bed, according to researchers. Married men are likely to have less sex if they do a lot of housework, a study found. But they could improve their sex lives by easing off the washing-up and chopping wood instead. “Couples in which men participate more in housework typically done by women report having sex less frequently,” said study leader Dr Sabino Kornrich, from the Juan March Institute in Madrid, Spain. “Similarly, couples in which men participate more in traditionally masculine tasks – such as yard work, paying bills, and auto maintenance – report higher sexual frequency.” The results suggest that adopting traditional gender roles is important to sexual desire and performance, said Dr Kornrich.
Haha! Yes scientists. Tell me what I want to hear. Traditional gender roles lead to improved sex life? Go on…..This isn’t news to anyone by the way. Bitches don’t want to fuck guys who act like chicks. So keep her hands in the dirty laundry and yours in the dirt and you might just get laid more than 3 days a year.
PS. As great as this is to know because it helps reinforce what I knew to be true anyway, it’s pretty fucking useless info for married guys. For all you poor married saps out there: do not, I repeat, do not under any circumstances cite a scientifically backed study to your wife. This will only serve to confuse and enrage her.