Let’s Just Take a Minute to Talk About National Signing Day
I love college football. It’s one of the best fan experiences in the sporting world. Grown ass men are literally chest bumping in my office over Nkemdiche going to Ole Miss. Hilarious to watch. But it’s all just got this underlying creepiness to it. Just kind of a stalkerish vibe mixed with some kind of pedophilia. I mean these are 17-18 year old guys that some men know more about than their own kids. In any other context that would be weird, but nothing’s crazy or out of bounds where college football is concerned. So follow that kid on twitter men! Make your kids facebook friend him. Send him hookers and blow! Just get his ass to town at all costs!