Kate Middleton Is All Pissy That They’re Taking Pictures of Her Prego Ass
ABC — “We are disappointed that photographs of the duke and duchess on a private holiday look likely to be published overseas,” a spokesman for the duke and duchess told ABC News. “This is a clear breach of the couple’s right to privacy.”
Suck it up Kate. Nothing’s more pretentious than some bitch acting like she’s a fucking princess. Oh, she is basically a princess huh? I don’t give a shit. It’s the 21st century. I’m tired of Europe telling us we’re behind the times when they give celebrity status to a bunch of inbreeders. Guess what sweetheart? The family you married into’s biggest accomplishment has been banging it’s closest relatives for hundreds of years. You obviously wanted celebrity status so I don’t want to hear it when paparazzi take snaps of your bikini baby bump for all the weirdos out there who are into that stuff. That’s the life you got yourself into.
Now straighten out your tiara and ride your pretty horseys while the rest of us ogle you to make you feel uncomfortable for feeling entitled to a crown.