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Does this Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Got Arrested For Fucking A Pit Bull?

February 21, 2013

Kara Vandereyk (LVMPD)

Bitch has a big forehead. Let’s just get that out of the way.

Huff Po — According to a Las Vegas Metropolitan Police report, local authorities were responding to a call when they encountered the woman, Kara Vandereyk, having sex with the pit bull in her backyard “in full view of the neighbors,” KVVU reports. The Las Vegas Review Journal, citing the same police report, said the woman told police she was bipolar and was unable to remember her name. The station writes that “Vandereyk was naked and on the ground when officers arrived.” She was given a blanket to cover herself and brought to the Clark County Jail. She was charged with gross lewdness.

Always amazed at the names of the official charges for shit like this. Gross lewdness? I could be charged with that rubbing one out on my way to the bank! Doesn’t really do justice to fucking a dog in your backyard. I expect BEASTIALITY or RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND YOUR RED ROCKET OVER on this chick’s public record. Of course, she lives in Vegas so she’s probably the least freak of the weak person on the block. Probably sword swallowers doing a donkey show three houses down.

The real question is how into the bang sesh was this chick? At what point are you fucking the pitbull? I really don’t get it. Like how actively was she banging this dog? Gotta imagine she was either doing the prone bone or doggystyle. If she was just limpfishing it on the ground like most of the girls I’ve fucked, she could easily make the case that she never actively fucked Rover at all.

P.S. I wonder how many chicks have gotten banged by dogs while they were passed out blackout? Like a million? I’m honestly convinced it happens all the time and no one ever tells.

P.P.S. Has anyone ever had a dog named Rover?

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